diary of that one girl...

So I was trying to explain The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction to me mom

First I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe

Then when I finally calmed down. Harry’s fun fact came on. So first I was like this:

Then I was like this:

My mom then looked at me strangely and laughed at my face

Bottom line is

This is fabulous

bbradfordlights:

You’ve got a face for smile you know…

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imdylanbarker:

so true..

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accurate. love the nanny gif too x)

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A normal day for Paul.

Paul: Right boys, we have a lot of work to toda- where's Louis?
Harry: I don't know, he was meant to be showing me a good time but..
Paul: Where's Zayn?
Niall: Paul, when's lunch?
Paul: He was meant to be showing to what?
Niall: PAUL I'M HUNGARY!
Paul: Niall you've just had 34567 pancakes!
Niall: AND WHAT?!
Paul: God's sake, where's Liam?
*in the background*
Liam: Hi guys! *waves to computer screen*
Paul: Liam, get off the computer.
Louis: I'VE ARRIVED.
Paul: Good, where's Zayn?
Niall: *mouth full of chicken* probably DM'ing some bitches
Paul: HARRY STOP BITING LOUIS
Paul: NIALL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CHICKEN FROM?
Niall: I dunno, I found it
Liam: tehehehe, I love you guys!
Paul: LIAM, OFF THE COMPUTER
Liam: NO!
Zayn: Paul, did you steal my mirror?
Paul: Why would I steal your mirr- HARRY PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON.
Harry: But, I just feel so freeeeeee
Zayn: SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY MIRROR
Liam: All I need is you guys and cookies and milk.. hey who ate my cookies
Niall: SORRY LIAM.
Harry: Louis have you got a sock down there or what?
Paul: Come on guys, focus..
Louis: When did you get so big?
Paul: LOUIS!
Harry: Niall, what's your grandma's number?
Niall: huh?!
Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
Liam: But we're staying up all night with Payne
Paul: ZAYN LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE
Zayn: but it's only 5cm tall today...
Paul: NIALL, YOU CAN'T EAT SOAP!
Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HAND OFF HARRY'S PENIS
Paul: HARRY STOP ENJOYING IT.
Paul: *to himself* How did I get stuck babysitting these homosexuals?

Dear Fellow Directioners, If you wish to scroll past this, that is okay with me. But by reblogging this, you are promising to never give up on this fandom. Through the ups and downs, the rivalries, the fights. No matter how long you have been a fan, if you truly love the boys, and would do anything for them, I accept you. We have been together through Forever Young, What Makes You Beautiful, Gotta Be You, One Thing, Nickelodeon, The Brits, iCarly, the world tour. And we will continue to stick together as one through Madison Square Garden and beyond. I just want you all to know that I love you. Every single person who takes the times to read this message. And we all love the same five boys. These boys who will always have a place in our hearts, no matter where life takes us. This fandom is the greatest, kindest, wildest, fandom I have ever been a part of. You have any problems at all, no matter how personal, I assure you, any of us would love to chat. We are a true family. We are Directioners. Niall, Zayn, Louis, Liam, and Harry, for some of us, are the reason we are still breathing, the reason we are still alive today. If I could say one thing to my favorite boys, I would say this: Thank you, for being you.

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5-boys-1-dream:

my goodness, the notes!

this is beautiful ^^^ I love you all x

you forgot to say that we’re dirtiest fandom ever

I don’t know half of you but I love you all<3

:’(

This is beautiful

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